We have beautiful eyes, we don't claim Kash Patel as our own: Indian-origin surgeon trolls FBI chief in viral video
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We have beautiful eyes, we don't claim Kash Patel as our own: Indian-origin surgeon trolls FBI chief in viral video

22 March, 2026.USA.1 sources

Key Takeaways

  • Indian-American Dr Dhivya Srinivasa says community won’t claim Kash Patel as one of them.
  • Get Ready With Me video went viral, praised for blunt truth.
  • Video cites multiple reasons behind disassociating from Kash Patel.

Intro and viral video context

The Indian-American community does not claim FBI director Kash Patel to be one of them and there are many reasons behind it, Dr Dhivya Srinivasa, a plastic surgeon, said in one of her viral Get Ready With Me videos.

The Indian-American community does not claim FBI director Kash Patel to be one of them and there are many reasons behind it, Dr Dhivya Srinivasa, a plastic surgeon, said in one of her viral Get Ready With Me videos

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The video went viral as her audience loved how nonchalantly she delivered what they considered the brutal truth.

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Insults about name and eyes

"We are not mad that your significant other is the typically offensive white girl who thinks Hindu is a language."

"We don't even care that you Americanized your name, Kashyap -- you took a name that has ancient scholarly gravitas and changed it to something that sounds like a Russian fintech cashback app," Srinivasa said.

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"The reason Indian people universally hate you is because our genetics couldn't even save you."

"Indians, we have our eyes."

"It is hailed as one of our best features," she said, showing her eyes for example.

"But you look like you are permanently auditioning to be an extra in an M Night Shyamalan film," Srinivasa said.

Finances, travel, Epstein files

"When the Ambanis are boarding their private jet, it's because they own the fleet."

"When you see the 17th billionaire Indian wedding on your feed, it's because papa ji spent his own dollars," she said taking a dig at Kash Patel using FBI jet for his personal use.

"Srinivasa said Indians at a dinner table fight over who is going to pay the check harder than Patel tried to answer a 'yes' or 'no' question at a Congressional hearing."

"We don't need you to have custom Jordans, we need you to have a custom plan on how you're gonna release the Epstein Files."

Achievements and final jab

"Indians are smart, they win spelling bees and they don't slam beers like Patel was seen doing, she said."

"Gujaratis are known as shrewd businessmen or women, Srinivasa continued her funny rant."

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"Do you know what Gujaratis will be known for? Taking the fall for a crusty old white man."

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