Andy Burnham and Angela Rayner brutally mocked at Conservative conference

Andy Burnham and Angela Rayner brutally mocked at Conservative conference The Tories have revealed an alternative history of Britain, which brutally mocks Labour and Reform. Share Article Share Article Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Bluesky Email Copy Link Link copied Bookmark Add us as preferred source Comments By Jonathan Walker , Whitehall Editor 11:23, Sun, Oct 4, 2026 Updated: 11:24, Sun, Oct 4, 2026 Visitors to the Conservative conference in Birmingham have been treated to an alternative history of Britain, which brutally mocks Labour and Reform. It shows Housing Secretary Angela Rayner vaping while Andy Burnham enjoys a holiday, and Chancellor John Healey slaughters taxpayers. Reform UK leader Nigel Farage is pictured arguing with a bin, a reference to his by-election battle with Count Binface. The images, created by the Conservative Party, are part of the "Birmingham Tapestry" - a tongue-in-cheek version of the Bayeux Tapestry, which shows the Norman victory over the Anglo-Saxons in 1066. The version shown at the Tory event shows party leader Kemi Badenoch defeating her enemies instead. The Birmingham tapestry shows Andy Burnham and colleagues enjoying themselves The tapestry shows Angela Rayner puffing on a vape, while Cabinet colleagues, including Prime Minister Andy Burnham, feast. Meanwhile, Labour hands out cash to benefit claimants. (Image: Getty) Andy Burnham and John Healey increase tax Chancellor John Healey is shown slaughtering innocent taxpayers. (Image: Getty) Kemi menaces Burnham and Healey Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch, in a tank, has Andy Burnham and John Healey on the run over defence spending. (Image: Getty) Kemi Badenoch becomes leader Labour is not the only target in the satirical "tapestry". Here, Kemi Badenoch is proclaimed Conservative leader, while a tiny Robert Jenrick is shown weeping. Jenrick was defeated in the Tory leadership battle and then defected to Reform. (Image: Getty) Get the latest politics news - straight from our team in Westminster and more I would like to receive emails from the Daily Express featuring our latest products, services, offers, and promotions from across the Reach Plc family . Subscribe Invalid email You agree you are 18 or over. We use your sign-up to provide content in ways you've consented to and to improve our understanding of you. This may include adverts from us and third parties based on our knowledge of you. You can unsubscribe at any time. More Info . Nigel Farage holds a by-election Reform UK leader Nigel Farage is shown arguing with by-election candidate Count Binface in the Clacton poll earlier this year, while Andy Burnham enjoys a holiday. (Image: Getty) Andy Burnham Angela Rayner Birmingham Share Article Share Article Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Bluesky Email Copy Link Link copied Bookmark Add us as preferred source Comments